How NOT to make.....

Salsa

Rhett decided to make me some of his "famous" fish burritos on saturday night.  Homemade salsa is apparently a must-have for these burritos.  But this is not a salsa recipe that you want to print out and make for your next party.  This is how it goes.

#1-Take out your blender, place some tomatoes, 1/2 an onion, and 1 jalapeno inside.  

#2-Press the liquify button.  

#3-Pour out in a bowl.  

#4-Comment on the color it is (PINK) and the fact that it looks like a strawberry alcoholic drink.

#5-Proceed to tell your husband that the liquify button is probably not the best idea for salsa.  Maybe the chop or mix would be better suited for the salsa adventure.

Of course you all want to see the picture of how salsa should NOT look.

It reminds me of the time that my grandmother gave my mom what she thought was strawberry sorbet, but in fact in turned out to be tomato sauce....my mom was not pleased when she took a bite out of it.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't try this at home.