Rhett: I had some lower back pain going on my jog this morning...I think I'm getting old and fat
Me: (looking at him and acknowledging the old and fat part..jk) How long were you on the crapper for?
Me: Well what did you say?
Rhett: I said I was having some lower back pain on my jog this morning...
Me: I thought you said that you were having lower back pain on the JOHN this morning!
Either my husband doesn't know how to annunciate or I can't hear or probably both!
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