I took him to get a haircut last week, and when Rhett and I went to pick him up, he looked great! There was the handsome dog that we know he is, and in typical groomer fashion, he was sporting a bandana! Not a typical bandana...
He's showing his gay pride!
(This past weekend was Gay Pride weekend in Albuquerque, I didn't realize this until after he had the bandana on!)
However...the story continues.
I wake up the next day (saturday), and notice that the bandana is missing. Rhett stumbles out of bed and I ask where the bandana is? This is the conversation that was had.
Me: "Where's the bandana?" ----(Max has chewed them off of himself at times)
Rhett: "I threw it away."
Me: "Why...it was so cute!"
Rhett: "because our dog isn't gay!"
Me: "How do you know?"
Rhett: "because I know! He likes the bitches!"
I never know what is gonna come out of his mouth!
So apparently...Max likes the "bitches!"