Wednesday, June 17, 2009

"What did Max do" Wednesday

Max is such a silly dog.

I took him to get a haircut last week, and when Rhett and I went to pick him up, he looked great!  There was the handsome dog that we know he is, and in typical groomer fashion, he was sporting a bandana!  Not a typical bandana...


THIS bandana....



He's showing his gay pride!

(This past weekend was Gay Pride weekend in Albuquerque, I didn't realize this until after he had the bandana on!)

However...the story continues.  

I wake up the next day (saturday), and notice that the bandana is missing.  Rhett stumbles out of bed and I ask where the bandana is?  This is the conversation that was had.

Me:  "Where's the bandana?" ----(Max has chewed them off of himself at times)
Rhett:  "I threw it away."
Me: "Why...it was so cute!"
Rhett:  "because our dog isn't gay!"
Me:  "How do you know?"
Rhett:  "because I know!  He likes the bitches!"

HILARIOUS!

I never know what is gonna come out of his mouth!

So apparently...Max likes the "bitches!"


4 comments:

Jon and Steph said...

Haha, oh my gosh that made me laugh out loud! Too funny ;)

Whitney said...

H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.
Seriously funny!

wife.mom.nurse said...

LOL! Thanks for a good belly laugh!

:)

Amy B said...

Well I guess if someone in your house likes the bitches it is best that it is the dog..huh? He is so handsome.

Now I have to say..that I already adore you and this is my first comment to you..

You my friend sent me the best hometown swap box. I just got it ..well let me re say that...I just got to open it. I have been away a lot dealing with my son's medical issues. What a awesome suprise to have from you...and I LOVE my box. Thank you so very much.

I have to tell you it was so funny when my 4 year old snuck some of the nuts and ate a handful before he figured out they were spicy...

Thank you so much for the wonderful box you put together for me..I LOVED it and am excited to use the spices..

GOOD LUCK tomorrow on your interview...I will say a prayer for you tonight and tomorrow.

Feel free to send me a box of hometown goodies anytime..lol