Sunday, November 8, 2009

Shopping adventures with the husband...

In general, my husband is kind of a doofus. Now I mean that with love, but I'm constantly looking at the things he has done, and left scratching my head at the pure ridiculousness of it...

like grocery shopping.

Example #1

Attempting to help the cashier, rhett started loading our cart with food that had been rung up.

Now you may ask, what's so ridiculous about that?

He didn't sack them. He just started putting the bananas, yogurt, garlic, etc. in the cart by themselves, so that it would appear it wasn't paid for. I then proceed to look at the cart, then at him, and ask why he couldn't see the importance in putting them in sacks. He then realized what he had done, and busted up laughing.

Silly Rhett.

Example #2

(this isn't really an example, but we couldn't stop laughing about it last night)

We get in the car after the grocery experience, I then spot a mosquito on his face. Without a second thought, I slap him in the face, and see the look of shock on his face. I explain that there was a mosquito, and look at his face expecting to see a smooshed bug....instead there was this...

Yes, another human's blood on his face and my hand.

Pretty neat disgusting eh?

So there you go.

I hope this made sense!


Q, La, and Gooner said...

The bug/strangers blood is such a nasty thought. I bet he was surprised when you smacked him! said...

Ha! You two crack me up :)

Whitney said...

Oh my gosh! I don't think I would have had the presence of mind to take a picture! Ha!